slimetony:

mysteryseeker2000:

mysteryseeker2000:

mysteryseeker2000:

slimetony:

I’m allergic to grass

here we go. the punchline is approaching.

any second now

slimetony…. where is the punchline? the joke? the goof? the laugh? have you forgotten

I get red and itchy if I roll around in the grass what the fuck do you want

(via skeletons-and-bones)

murkmen:

targuzzler:

mcdonaldguy:

tilthat:

TIL that the word “man” was originally gender neutral and “wer” and “wif” were used to describe males and females respectively. This is where the words like “wife” and “werewolf” are derived from.

via http://ift.tt/2oBlatb

there are only 2 genders: wifes and werewolves

everyone that spoke old english was a fucking furry

girl werewolf = wifewolf

(via bbl8er)

diosmiles:

durbikins:

imagine what the shitposting game in the amish country is like

Father Amos: Rise and shine bretheren, it is time to till the earth and do good deeds in the eyes of the lord.

Slothful Jeremiah:

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