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The Spacemannsays Cabbage Patch Movement is still...
spacemannsays: m0therdicker: If you don’t know what the movement is click here to learn about it and possibly show your support by liking and/or reblogging the original post! I hate all of you. Stay strong guys. Every movement experiences resistance.
The Proper American Way To Prepare Tea
paintmeabirmingham: Take tea. Throw in harbor. Let sit. Initiate revolution.
spacemannsays replied to your post: When I went to the doctor, he looked in my ear and… Omg tell the rest of the story, people are going to think you’re dying. Blood clot sounds so dangerous, haha. It was basically a big scab, nbd.
When I went to the doctor, he looked in my ear and said “It looks like it’s either a blood clot or black mold.”
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If you ever want to feel like you’re partially deaf in one ear, get an ear infection and hope it gets fully inflamed.
So I have an ear infection and I just woke up and it feels fully inflamed. Going to the doctor.
thelastbuttbender asked: J, Q, Z
Extremely Invasive Questions. GO.
A: Are you a virgin?
B: 3 biggest pet peeves
C: Celebrity crush?
D: If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
E: Do you smoke?
F: Do you drink?
G: If you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you be?
H: Longest relationship and with who?
I: 5 turn ons
J: 5 turn offs
K: What's the biggest lie you have ever told?
L: Would you ever date someone of another race?
M: What is your sexual orientation?
N: Top 5 traits you look for in a person that you want to have a relationship with
O: Who are you crushing on right now?
P: Who is your bestfriend?
Q: Your guilty pleasure?
R: Who was your first kiss?
S: Do looks matter to you?
T: What kind of underwear are you wearing?
U: How big is your penis or for a girl, how big are your boobs
V: How far have you gone?
W: Do you like it when people play with your hair?
X: Are you circumcised?
Y: Do you name your private parts?
Z: Do you pee in the shower?
blogtiem: m0therdicker: I hereby make this post a petition requesting that spacemannsays makes a video of herself doing the cabbage patch. All followers in favor of this petition reblog and/or like! This is really important. I’d appreciate it if you guys would like and/or reblog. 14 notes, Amanda. We’re all waiting for the video.
m0therdicker: I hereby make this post a petition requesting that spacemannsays makes a video of herself doing the cabbage patch. All followers in favor of this petition reblog and/or like! This is really important. I’d appreciate it if you guys would like and/or reblog.
Anonymous asked: Wuts the most awkward thing that has EVAR happened 2 u?
Anonymous asked: If you could turn into justin beiber at will, would you?
spacemannsays asked: When you were little, how did you imagine your adult life to be? What did you want to grow up as, did you want kids, etc. How does that compare to how you imagine your adult life now?
Can I get some asks? I’ll return the favor.
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