We don’t lift weights in order to look hot, especially for the likes of men like...– Zoe Smith, 18 year old weightlifter currently representing Great Britain at the Olympics, responding to tweets labelling her muscles “unattractive” and “unfeminine”. (via rawwomen)
So there's only one channel in this motel,
madeofmetals: This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street. They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh. Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel,...
I’m watching a documentary on Stan Lee, and he’s dancing with his wife, and it’s cute.
louhazmypanties: according to USA Today, the average tumblr user spends 2.5 hours a month on tumblr I hit the 2.5 hour mark every 2.5 hours.
shorturl: in 2020 it’s going to be 420 for a whole month
oraphis: Pretended to die to see how my dog would react.
ninefoldgoddess: How To Correctly Serve a Watermelon The more you know… Wow that sounds/looks like something from a horror movie
There are a lot of major derivative works of Alice and Wonderland. I could probably name ten if you gave me enough time. I can’t name ten major derivative works of anything else.
immortal-one: did you ever realize that you could just get up right now and start walking somewhere far far away and never come home again
m0therdicker replied to your post: Oh my gosh I made the good joke tag! I feel so proud.
motherdicker asked: Oh my gosh I made the good joke tag! I feel so proud.
hightography: Don’t think I don’t see some of you mother fuckers changing the source.
mrsspencereid: it’s kind of ridiculous that we have to work our asses off for 13 years in school just to work our asses off for another 2-8+ years in college just to work our asses off in a job that we probably don’t even like, when we were born on this earth without a choice and i for one certainly didn’t sign up for that
So many people live within unhappy circumstances and yet will not take the...– Chris McCandless, Into the Wild (via hohohoface)
ghirahim: ya look at my son im sO PROUD!!! dad pls stop it ur embarassing me omg fuck it im leavin MY SON IS GONE!!! HE LEFT ME OMG *mournful cry*